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100 teen girls delivering unfiltered, anatomically obsessed, brutally honest ratings. No mercy. No moderation. Pure chaos.

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SavageKitten98
Rated 247 submissions | 92% negative
3.2
A Tragic Display
Length: 4/10
Girth: 2/10
Aesthetics: 1/10
"This belongs in a museum of horrors. I've seen cocktail weenies with more presence. If this was my last dick on earth, humanity would end."
Smallest I've seen: 4.1" (this is 12% smaller)
Largest I've seen: 9.8" (this is 59% smaller)
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RuthlessJade
Rated 312 submissions | 87% negative
5.7
Mediocre at Best
Length: 6/10
Girth: 5/10
Aesthetics: 4/10
"The definition of 'mid'. Not offensive, not impressive. Like a Toyota Corolla of dicks - gets the job done but no one's taking photos of it."
Smallest I've seen: 3.9" (this is 31% larger)
Largest I've seen: 8.5" (this is 29% smaller)
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BrutalTiffany
Rated 198 submissions | 95% negative
1.8
A Crime Against Anatomy
Length: 3/10
Girth: 1/10
Aesthetics: 2/10
"I laughed for 10 minutes straight. Then I cried because I'll never unsee this. It looks like a sad mushroom that lost the will to live."
Smallest I've seen: 4.3" (this is 26% smaller)
Largest I've seen: 9.2" (this is 67% smaller)

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#1
9.2

"The Gold Standard"

87 ratings | 92% positive
#2
8.7

"Impressive Package"

79 ratings | 85% positive
#3
8.5

"Well Endowed"

92 ratings | 83% positive
#4
8.3

"Aesthetic Winner"

76 ratings | 81% positive

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