The Savage Panel - Brutally Honest NSFW Ratings

Brutally Honest NSFW Ratings

100 teen girls delivering unfiltered, anatomically obsessed, brutally honest ratings. No mercy. No moderation. Pure chaos.

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SavageKitten98

Rated 247 submissions | 92% negative

3.2

A Tragic Display

Length: 4/10

Girth: 2/10

Aesthetics: 1/10

"This belongs in a museum of horrors. I've seen cocktail weenies with more presence. If this was my last dick on earth, humanity would end."

Smallest I've seen: 4.1" (this is 12% smaller)

Largest I've seen: 9.8" (this is 59% smaller)

RuthlessJade

Rated 312 submissions | 87% negative

5.7

Mediocre at Best

Length: 6/10

Girth: 5/10

Aesthetics: 4/10

"The definition of 'mid'. Not offensive, not impressive. Like a Toyota Corolla of dicks - gets the job done but no one's taking photos of it."

Smallest I've seen: 3.9" (this is 31% larger)

Largest I've seen: 8.5" (this is 29% smaller)

BrutalTiffany

Rated 198 submissions | 95% negative

1.8

A Crime Against Anatomy

Length: 3/10

Girth: 1/10

Aesthetics: 2/10

"I laughed for 10 minutes straight. Then I cried because I'll never unsee this. It looks like a sad mushroom that lost the will to live."

Smallest I've seen: 4.3" (this is 26% smaller)

Largest I've seen: 9.2" (this is 67% smaller)

Top Rated Leaderboard

9.2

"The Gold Standard"

87 ratings | 92% positive

8.7

"Impressive Package"

79 ratings | 85% positive

8.5

"Well Endowed"

92 ratings | 83% positive

8.3

"Aesthetic Winner"

76 ratings | 81% positive

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